Friday, March 4, 2011

Who knew Maggie Gallagher's son was into 'Sodom'?


CORRECTION: The musical is called "Sodom" and not "Sodomy."  We regret the error.  But it's still queer as hell.

I, of course, mean "Sodom: The Musical"!  Starring one of the Village People and the son of the biggest bigot in America, NOM president Maggie Gallagher.  Who knew her kid was into show tunes?  (Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, some of my best gay friends are into show tunes.)

Maggie spends so much time trying to destroy our families, it only seemed right to finally ask who she's got hidden in her family closet.

Speaking of which, now that Maggie is dragging her husband into her dirty work (you don't want to know) we never do see Maggie's husband.  Why is that?  Also, there are reports she doesn't wear her wedding ring.  From America's number one defender of heterosexual marriage, no wedding ring, even though she's married?  Fred Karger has more:
No one has ever seen your husband. You attend countless marriage events, chock full of married couples, celebrating marriage, yet you always, always show up alone.

I had the displeasure of attending your recent presentation at the CATO Institute in Washington, DC. I was amazed to see that you don't wear a wedding ring. No rings on any fingers. Where is your alleged husband? Why no ring?
Fair is fair.  One kid does Broadway shows and the dad seems missing in action, along with Maggie's wedding ring.  Doesn't feel very traditional family values.

Now that Maggie is using her family as a political prop hopefully she can clarify the status of her singing son and her missing husband.

1 comment:

  1. Actually your complaint is that I don't use my family as a prop, they are never seen. I am a public figure. My family are not. Is that so hard to understand?